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  1. doofaloofa is offline

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    ... if you are about to be beaten to death, a jail cell might be the better option.
    You are quite correct
    the dead know only one thing. It is better to be alive
    I guess if I was in a situation that made carrying a knife adventagiouse, then I would make it my buisness to become proficient in its use.
    Thanks be to god that I live in a peacefull law abiding area
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     Style: Boxing and No Gi BJJ

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    As a woman of 5"5 in a country where firearms (unless you happen to live in rural areas and own a farm), pepper spray and other self defense devices are illegal to carry around I would recommend sweeps. They are relatively easy to perform (compared to throws), puts the person on the ground immediately and lets you take a run for it.
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     Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Sorry top pick a scab, but I would like to bring Wing chun into the debate.
    I dont know much about The chun, but was it not devised by a WOMAN!!!?
    Does this give it greater deadly in the hands of a woman?
    My sister studied it and it certainly gave here the confidence start on me!
    Wing chun would be a lot more effective if it was developed by a chola instead of a nun.
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    7/01/2011 5:03am


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    My nuns could kick your Cholas' asses!
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    I'd put my $ on a LA chola over a Hong Kong cinema nun any day. Those beeshez are badass, homes, and they got pistolas, knives, and fokken attitude for days.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln



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    My nuns outnumber the cholas 5 to 4, they are armed and ready to rumble, and god is on thier side!
    Dont forget, nuns have some nasty habits ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post

    My nuns could kick your Cholas' asses!
    Don' chu talk to me like ju know me!
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     Style: Aikido / FMA / Krotty

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    Nuns with guns.



    Oh, and I also call rule 34. (Which I only just learned on here a day or so ago.) But I won't link that here.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Spoiler:





    I think this one barely passes :D

    spoiler in case a little NSFW
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     Style: Savate (LBF/SD/LC) - BJJ

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    I'm using here the assumption that in the scenario that the girls had in mind the attacker is a rapist.

    - Learn them how to fall backwards without hurting themselfs
    - a "rapist" wants to get between their legs and stretch his arms out towards her chest and/or face (not the best position/idea of him if his victim knows some BJJ)
    - Learn the girls:how to (very) fast go from guard to triangle choke, omoplata and in lesser extenct armbar from guard. See that they know every fine detail of these three moves, especially breaking their opponents posture and drill, drill, drill....

    Now a 100lbs person can controle, outchoke or dislocate joints to substantual larger person.

    A rapist isn't interested in a round of Boxing, but another type of attacker could keep the fight standing up (thinking a robber or just someone wanting to fight) and in that case I would suggest knees and elbows to create an oppertunity to run as hard as she can.

    Or draw just one of these:
    http://toopink.files.wordpress.com/2...y-gun-pink.jpg
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    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
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    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
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    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
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