New Seanbaby MMA article

**Permalost** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 11:54am

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-outsta...ng-mma-fights/

Seanbaby goes through great moments in MMA taunting history. Goodridge hulking out and Frank Shamrock taunting Bas Rutten are always funny to see.

"The first two rounds looked the same-- like an inhuman monster violating the warranty of a Real Doll."

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 12:47pm

He's a funny bastard.

You don't see a lot of leglocks in mixed martial arts because an effective escape is just sitting up and blasting your opponent in the face until he lets go. Bas Rutten knows this defense; it's the same escape he uses for jury duty and cell phone contracts.

**Zerstörer90** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 1:01pm

Nate did what he could to run Kalib down and hit him, but there's a reason Hard Target is 97 minutes long-- when a man really doesn't want to get killed, it takes awhile to catch him. Plus, the only people properly trained to fight men running away at full speed are policemen and rapists.

Why isn't this guy doing more articles on mma? he's way better than most of the sports writers i've seen. I loved cracked.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 3:29pm

They can only use palm strikes, a mysterious martial arts technique that's lethal against an imaginary mugger but semi-harmless against a real skull.

Good stuff, I love Seanbaby.

**Odacon** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 3:55pm

Good lord

**SilverGlove** · Posted On: 6/24/2011 4:29pm

Seanbaby is awsome, used to buy the EGM magazine just for his rest of the crap articles (and a few game reviews)

"He got close to Gary and tried a basic judo hip throw. Gary countered it by ignoring physics and falling right on top of him. The hip throw went so unaccording to plan that Christian scientists show it to their students to disprove levers."

i still remember that fight, great stuff

**Rawb_Prime** · Posted On: 6/25/2011 12:08pm

Good stuff!

**Bad Apple** · Posted On: 6/25/2011 12:22pm

Originally Posted by Kokikai90

Why isn't this guy doing more articles on mma? he's way better than most of the sports writers i've seen. I loved cracked.

Crack'd isn't exactly a sports themed site. I'd say Seanbaby does 1/3 MMA related articles. He's also a huge video game player and comic book geek. I'd love to see him as a commentator for the UFC. Funnier than Rogan.

**Flappyhead** · Posted On: 6/25/2011 2:12pm

Originally Posted by Bad Apple

Crack'd isn't exactly a sports themed site. I'd say Seanbaby does 1/3 MMA related articles. He's also a huge video game player and comic book geek. I'd love to see him as a commentator for the UFC. Funnier than Rogan.

By the way Apple, did you know the NHL draft was last night?:awyeah: