De Horned

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:30pm

There comes a time in every man’s life... when his wife keeps on nagging “get a vasectomy or get out of my bed!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v...vq=medium#t=27
So my time has come.
But will getting neutered affect my budo? Will it change the flow of chi? Will I start fighting like my six year old daughter? (Though some say I already do, including my six year old daughter)

Just thinking about it makes my balls ache

**Tex** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:34pm

You would be the first man that I have ever known of to actually go through with it if you do. I've always heard about women nagging about it, but never known anyone that actually went and did it. I don't really know enough about it to comment on the physical or hormonal set backs, but it scares me a little.

**Yoj** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:34pm

It's to stop you chewing the remote controls and urinating on the furniture, isn't it?

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:35pm

Both my brother-in-laws have had it done. It only hurts for about a week.

**Tex** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:36pm

Originally Posted by Yoj

It's to stop you chewing the remote controls and urinating on the furniture, isn't it?

Or are you humping her girlfriend's leg when she comes over?

**Yoj** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:36pm

Originally Posted by Tex

I don't really know enough about it to comment on the physical or hormonal set backs, but it scares me a little.

You know a vasectomy isn't the same as castration, right?

**Tex** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:38pm

Originally Posted by Yoj

You know a vasectomy isn't the same as castration, right?

Yeah... It can be reversed can't it?

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:41pm

I did it and highly recommend the procedure.
I was in and out of the hospital in 45 min. Spent the weekend lounging around and taking it easy. Didn't even need the vicoden they gave me.

Has not affected my sex life or drive in any way.

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/07/2011 3:42pm

You'll have a little scar, you'll have pain for a week, and your ejaculatory fluid will come out without a bunch of little buddies on board.

Also you'll likely get laid more, and your wife won't have to take a bunch of hormones that mess her up or go through the hell of another pregnancy and the risks involved with that, or have another mouth to feed, etc, etc. It's a good trade-off, imo. Way way way less invasive a procedure than a tubal ligation. A lot less health risks.

Me, I've been sterilized and so has my man. It's such an incredible relief.