Can a Shaolin Master teach Centipede, Toad, or Lizard Styles?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 9:01am

Originally Posted by Mannetosen

It's illegal everywhere because it's so damn deadly. That's why we practice in sifu's basement.

Your sifu always leads from the front?

**Mannetosen** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 9:10am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Your sifu always leads from the front?

Of course. He is the beacon of light that leads our little group through this dark, depressing world.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 2:35pm

Originally Posted by Mannetosen

Of course. He is the beacon of light that leads our little group through this dark, depressing world.

You should post in the "What are you eating today?" thread.

**Mannetosen** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 3:52pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

You should post in the "What are you eating today?" thread.

A gentleman doesn't eat and tell.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 4:00pm

Originally Posted by Mannetosen

A gentleman doesn't eat and tell.

I suspect that it would just be a mumble anyway.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 4:20pm

Centipede Style:

Toad Kung Fu:

Lizard Kung Fu Fighting:

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 5:01pm

Has this turned into my animal combat dream thread?

Goddamn this is going to eat up some time because animals learned to fight effectively millions of years before humans.

Dinosaur combat? Believe it.
Dinosaur Combat - How Dinosaurs Fought, and the Weapons They Used

How's this for poisonous technique:

This may sound like a joke, but paleontologists believe that the teeth of some tyrannosaurs were shaped so as to purposely accumulate shreds of dead tissue. As these shreds rotted, they bred dangerous bacteria, meaning any non-fatal bite would result in an infected, gangrenous wound. The unlucky herbivore would drop dead in a few days, at which point the same tyrannosaur (or others of its kind) feasted on its carcass.