Can a Shaolin Master teach Centipede, Toad, or Lizard Styles?

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/27/2011 11:44pm

Yambushi, I think I can train you up, nice and proper, in the Toad style.
It will involve me hitting you with heavy object, often and with great force, and you just taking it.
Let me know when you wish training to commence.

**wetware** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 12:04am

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Yambushi, I think I can train you up, nice and proper, in the Toad style.
It will involve me hitting you with heavy object, often and with great force, and you just taking it.
Let me know when you wish training to commence.

You forgot the part where he goes limp and pisses himself in an attempt to get you to leave him alone.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 12:43am

I can teach you the rabid badger style.

But you have to bring your own rabid badger. I don't loan mine out anymore.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 1:39am

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

I can teach you the rabid badger style.

But you have to bring your own rabid badger. I don't loan mine out anymore.

BADGERS!!??

**fights4peace** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 1:46am

This is my master:

Honey badger style FTMFW

**Artrat** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 2:07am

Originally Posted by Colin

For what it's worth, if you searched hard enough you might even find Elephant style, Dog style and Banana style.

You rang?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Kung_Fu

I have not studied this style and cannot vouch for it's validity. I am fond of the closely related "Doggy style" however...

**Colin** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 2:21am

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

I can teach you the rabid badger style...

Is it like this?

Originally Posted by Artrat

I am fond of the closely related "Doggy style" however...

I too, am fond of that style.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/28/2011 2:26am

Originally Posted by Colin

Is it like this?

Quite close. The "squat" technique shown in the video is accurate, but overall it need less mushroom, less AHH SNAKE AHH SNAKE, and more foaming at the mouth.