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  1. crappler is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    I've put up with a lot of abuse in Judo, but never had anybody go after me with a shiai or other weapon. I've seen old photos with judo sensei with shinai, though.

    As a instructor, I'd be embarassed to carry one around, but that's just me.

    Ben
    usually the fists and kicks are adequate. But a lot of krotty places have that stuff sitting on the walls, seldom used.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    HTH.
    and that guy is thinking they pay me $200 a month to hit them in the head. Stupid white people.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katriona1992 View Post
    When I won the interclub tkd competition spamming nothing but punches (under 18s, under 50kg- about 25 competitiors in that devision).
    Details plz. Was it one of those 'ZOMG! Who let a shark into the kiddie pool?' situations?

    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    and that guy is thinking they pay me $200 a month to hit them in the head. Stupid white people.
    lol, I was just thinking that he might be thinking that too...
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    I love how when they duck away he points them back to where they need to sit to get smacked.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
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    hiiting larpers on the head and getting paid, nice job
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     Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs

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    I've read about that test in a few different threads over the years, but it didn't prepare me for just how ridiculous it actually looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    When my coach was in Japan training at one of the universities he was giving one of the Japs a hard time. This kid got called over by, none other than Yamashita himself, given a dressing down and couple of accompanying whacks with a cane. The kid then got sent back out to carry on fighting with my coach.

    My coach let him catch him a few times in places on the mat where Yamashita could see.
    Your coach is a nice guy, I would have beaten the crap out of him right in front of Yamashita. But then I was a lot more aggressive back then.

    My coach watched a Korean guy get the crap beaten out of him at the USOTC by the Korean coaches after he got Uchi Mata'ed in to oblivion by my coach (the Korean guy had been doing Uchi Mata to everyone and crunching their ribs). The Korean coaches didn't use sticks or shinai, they used punches, kicks, and slaps, in front of God and everybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamabushi7 View Post
    BKR at the time the instructor was the lowest ranked in the Dojo he ran the class that day and the students were told avoid the shinai strike by rolling or how ever you can. I have never seen any other instructor do this. I did not get my thumb out of the way. Professor told him no more of that!
    You should have beat the crap out of him as a group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boneless View Post
    hiiting larpers on the head, getting paid, getting thanked and receiving unlimited adulation and big-ups as the most deadly man in the world, nice job
    Fixed a bit.
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    Not quite "the worst", just mildy amusing:

    I was rolling in open mat and my partner had me in side control. I went to scoot my arm under and escape when at the same time, he was transitioning to north/south. His knee smacked me in the temple(apparently) and I was out.

    I guess my partner didnt realize I was inadvertantly ko'ed and thought it was another medical reason I was out. Other guys in the gym rushed over and thought I was blood choked. My eyes opened with 5 big panting dudes kneeling around me, and another kneeling between my legs with my feet on his shoulders(for circulation). Being a really sarcastic dry humor kinda guy, my first words were, "What am I in a gay gangbang?"

    Wobbled it off and kept it as another training day laugh.
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