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    "Booty Call Ninjas"

    From the Chicago Sun-Times (http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/6...le-attack.html):

    Woman charged, man sought in ‘Booty-Call Ninja’ attack


    Call it the case of the “Booty-Call Ninjas.”

    A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.

    The 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue. He said he had called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex, and she agreed.

    A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.

    As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.

    While investigating the crime scene, police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.

    Casarez, of Joliet, was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence. Police were also seeking a 34-year-old Joliet man for questioning.




    It appears that the male ninja possessed superior escape and evasion skills.

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    Thats not what i was expecting.

    Thread does not deliver :(

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    Thank you Cannon_6, this thread made my day!

    This reminds me of a scene in "The Hangover" when the nude gay chinese jumps out of the car trunk he was locked in wielding a crowbar!

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    Why is it always ninjas?? How come no one ever dresses up as the guy from scream or a medieval knight?, ninjas seem to get all the fun.

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    Armor is fuckin' expensive man. Black pajamas are way more affordable for mischief on a budget.
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    If my ex girlfriend decided to nunchaku and ninja star me in an alley, she'd know to bring more than one henchman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    If my ex girlfriend decided to nunchaku and ninja star me in an alley, she'd know to bring more than one henchman.
    Tru dat
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    Let's be honest. Being attacked by two people with nunchaku and shuriken was waaaaay more exciting than boning some ho in an alley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaeBo_Master View Post
    Tru dat
    LOL My serious ex-girlfriends know me well enough to not be afraid of me at all & yet I'm probably close to the top of their list of the last person to try to jump in an alley. I suspect that the same would apply to most of us here!
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