Are you sure? - Just kick me already.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 6:43am

He goes down like a cartoon character cliché sounding like a gurgling Weiner sängerknabe. I get ready to run but everybody around laugh their heads of and a girl with a smile the like I never seen hands me an ice cold beer.

Your whole post reads like a failed commercial for Lynx deodorant.

I've never heard of any rule saying not to ask people to kick you in the nuts. But I don't need to have some rule to tell me not to do that.

Anyway have you guys heard of the rule, "Don't eat things you see on the ground. That **** has herpes"

**syberia** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 6:47am

Originally Posted by PXM

Your whole post reads like a failed commercial for Lynx deodorant.

I've never heard of any rule saying not to ask people to kick you in the nuts. But I don't need to have some rule to tell me not to do that.

Anyway have you guys heard of the rule, "Don't eat things you see on the ground. That **** has herpes"

3 second rule.

And Lynx make much better adds than that.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 6:53am

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

You know what's depressing? When you get old enough that you forget that summer means a massive holiday for kids and massive boredom and so don't understand why so many kids would come onto the internet during the summer.

I'm only 22 and already I feel old.

:okay:

You're only a year older than me and you act old.

Disclaimer: There is a high probability that this is due to your many Judo related posts, and as such act wise beyond your years.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 6:54am

3 second rule.

The 3 second rule. Saviour of the dropped mars bar, chocolate cake and passed out drunk chicks.

I was on my way to get a new, preferably cold, beer.

This is the key flaw. No-one lets a beer get warm before they drink it. Unless you're British, and they can spell there I hear.

**syberia** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 7:07am

Originally Posted by PXM

The 3 second rule. Saviour of the dropped mars bar, chocolate cake and passed out drunk chicks.

Wait....

It's only 3 seconds for passed out drunks chicks?!

*Glances at couch*

brb.

This is the key flaw. No-one lets a beer get warm before they drink it. Unless you're British, and they can spell there I hear.

Really? 'Cos I would've said the key flaw was, I don't know, him posting at all.

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 11:10am

Sorry.
just pretend I have a video of some random guy asking to spar and being tapped out with a knee ride.

**syberia** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 11:16am

Was there a point to that vid?

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 11:20am

Originally Posted by syberia

Was there a point to that vid?

It was like the OPs story just with real people and better. And the I could have said something like "Hah this is how it is done *****"

So no not really.

**syberia** · Posted On: 6/22/2011 11:23am

Yeah. He was totally outclassed. Fun to watch, though.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/23/2011 1:17am

Really? 'Cos I would've said the key flaw was, I don't know, him posting at all.

Going back that far you could go on to say, maybe, it was his parents lack of attention to contraception.

Let's just focus on his story or we could go to deep into the rabbit hole.