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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I got a memo to bring lube and a ballgag. What's happening?
    Free colonoscopies.

    Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Free colonoscopies.

    Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.
    I was under the distinct impression that it was a donkeypunch card.
    And a Barbie sleeping bag.

    Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.
    The Barbie sleeping bag is a backup for the ball-gag.

    Gotta have SOMETHING that can muffle your cries.

    I prefer a freshly stuffed raccoon myself. I've found it can always ... mask ... my yelps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    I am going to start challeging everyone to finger jousting rules to prove how much better finger jousting is.

    Depending on what exactly your trying to prove
    K1 or MMA or ADCC or Vale Tudo rules.
    You are*

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post
    You are*

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?
    Well why not Judo rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf View Post

    Well why not Kyokushin rules?
    Let me put it like this for you, who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fights KK rules? Easy to answer
    Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight Boxing rules? Easy to answer
    Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight K1 Rules? A bit harder to answer and answers the question as to who is the better striker much better doesn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Ultimate Surrender ruleset.
    Seconded.

    Can we get this hooded, taped up and going.
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    If we can get Aria Giovanni to ref, I'm game.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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