Troll Invasion

[Uncle Skippy]

I got a memo to bring lube and a ballgag. What's happening?

Free colonoscopies.

Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.

[Sri Hanuman]

Free colonoscopies.

Did you bring your punchcard? Fifth one is free.

I was under the distinct impression that it was a donkeypunch card.
And a Barbie sleeping bag.

Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.

[Uncle Skippy]

Can't have a grappling slumber party without a Barbie sleeping bag.

The Barbie sleeping bag is a backup for the ball-gag.

Gotta have SOMETHING that can muffle your cries.

I prefer a freshly stuffed raccoon myself. I've found it can always ... mask ... my yelps.

[RurikGreenwulf]

I am going to start challeging everyone to finger jousting rules to prove how much better finger jousting is.

Depending on what exactly your trying to prove
K1 or MMA or ADCC or Vale Tudo rules.

You are*

Well why not Kyokushin rules?

[goodlun]

You are*

Well why not Kyokushin rules?

Well why not Judo rules?

[goodlun]

Well why not Kyokushin rules?

Let me put it like this for you, who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fights KK rules? Easy to answer
Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight Boxing rules? Easy to answer
Who would win if a Boxer and a KK guy fight K1 Rules? A bit harder to answer and answers the question as to who is the better striker much better doesn't it.

[BackFistMonkey]

Ultimate Surrender ruleset.

Seconded.

Can we get this hooded, taped up and going.

[Sri Hanuman]

If we can get Aria Giovanni to ref, I'm game.