Vanilla Ice fight scenes

[Larus marinus]

Banging Madonna was one of the least embarrassing things he's done, I'm sure.

True. He did go through that rap-metal/Limp Bizkit-style phase, after all.

[Devil]

True. He did go through that rap-metal/Limp Bizkit-style phase, after all.

Yeah, he had a long successful run of making white people look like a joke.

[Larus marinus]

Yeah, he had a long successful run of making white people look like a joke.

Indeed.

[Devil]

Ah, yes. Roll 'em Up. Because dreadlocks make crackers look harder than shoe horn hair.

Quite the musical accomplishment. It's on my list of 100 favorite songs of all time. Right between All Along the Watchtower and Whole Lotta' Rosie.

[ChenPengFi]

Yes, given the option, I would be a successful version of Vanilla Ice, and shamelessly market poor investment opportunities and novelty grills.

Yes, +1.

I'd love to wear some stupid parachute pants and shoulder pads and make an ass of myself for an hour, then spend the next 8 hours doing every shameless groupie and unimaginably horrible/hedonistic thing at my hotel room.

Fixed and agreed!

[Devil]

And I'd get some black people to dance behind me to make me more legit and increase my street cred.

Oh wait, that box has already been checked.

[Larus marinus]

And I'd get some black people to dance behind me to make me more legit and increase my street cred.

Oh wait, that box has already been checked.

What does that make guys who bring in Ice to do a guest rap on their record to increase their cred? Huh? Huh?

[Devil]

Sad. Just fucking sad.

[Larus marinus]

Sad. Just fucking sad.

You know, while watching that, I had a nightmare vision of Ice collaborating with Rebecca Black on her next single...

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Vanilla Ice sings in a song by the Bloodhound Gang: