Battle Bang - where Porn is the prize

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 12:46pm

Originally Posted by wikidbounce

I wont post any direct links, but the preview from battlebang(dot)com shows the action continue "in the cage".

I hope that they wipe the mat down afterwards.

This reminds me of that thing where guys could supposedly pay a large amount of money to go out into the woods and shoot naked (aside from boots and goggles) women with high-velocity paintball guns - then **** what they shot.

The media picked up on it and lots of people were outraged - but it turned out to be a pretty well-executed hoax.

**ty5** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 2:22pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

I would agree as most small MMA promotions aren't that forward-thinking.

Going by the privacy policy on the website it is owned by a corporate porn company.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 2:42pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

I hope that they wipe the mat down afterwards.

This reminds me of that thing where guys could supposedly pay a large amount of money to go out into the woods and shoot naked (aside from boots and goggles) women with high-velocity paintball guns - then **** what they shot.

The media picked up on it and lots of people were outraged - but it turned out to be a pretty well-executed hoax.

Swap the genders and you'd probably get a midnight TV documentary on TLC.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 2:56pm

Originally Posted by ty5

Going by the privacy policy on the website it is owned by a corporate porn company.

Well you know what, **** y'all haters. This is a GOOD EFFORT on their part. I mean, have you seen the average XXX movie parody? They just kinda dress the porn actors like the protagonists, and give them the same names.

Bah, there was this Scooby Do XXX parody, they didn't even have a drooling dog on the couch or something. It's fucking awful standards.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 3:33pm

No way. This is bad porn, even by B-Grade porn standards.

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 6:24pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

If anyone has insider information on this. Did this show originate from a porn production company, or was it a small MMA promotion that tried mixing in a porn gimmick?

I know the guys who run this. One of them is my BJJ Team Mate.

**Rawb_Prime** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 8:47pm

Originally Posted by Ignorami

No wonder Seagal is suddenly taking an active interest in cage-fighting.

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/19/2011 9:07pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

I hope that they wipe the mat down afterwards.

This reminds me of that thing where guys could supposedly pay a large amount of money to go out into the woods and shoot naked (aside from boots and goggles) women with high-velocity paintball guns - then **** what they shot.

The media picked up on it and lots of people were outraged - but it turned out to be a pretty well-executed hoax.

Oh man and my birthday is coming up. Great party idea- I just have to find some men who are good shots.