Battle Bang - where Porn is the prize

[ermghoti]

Damn you, Google! Bad MMA, and hauntingly aweful porn. There is about one beer's difference between the "hot" model and the "ugly" model, and the sex scenes have the. Exact. Same. Choreography.

Lame, unsightly, and tiresome. I only beat off three times.

[Tom .C]

Tito gets it.

[Prince Vlad]

Kind of inevitable, they were doing this kind of thing in gladiatorial times and what goes around tends to come around again (minus the beheadings) - no doubt it's the beginning of something reasonably huge. **** for the image of the sport which has been trying to clean up a bad image as is.

My money would also be on Tito for snagging the ko and bj.

[CheeksWWAC]

They should have just dont it the same way as Ultimate surrender, except it would be intergender. Thats right, Im suggesting Co-ed MMA with the winner being allowed sexual dominance over the other. They could have Chris and Evangelista Cyborg fight each other!!

[Hexe]

you dont get much more animalistic than that.

Unless we go to snuff, winning fighter offs the rootbag he just plundered, loser has to dispose of the corpse...sell the out of focus 8mm film to the Saudi royal family.

[Tranquil Suit]

If anyone has insider information on this. Did this show originate from a porn production company, or was it a small MMA promotion that tried mixing in a porn gimmick?

[Colin]

My money is on the former, not the latter.

[Snake Plissken]

My money is on the former, not the latter.

I would agree as most small MMA promotions aren't that forward-thinking.

[The Juggernoob]

Im intrigued as to how soon the winner has to "receive" his prize? What if he got bashed up/ gassed?

[wikidbounce]

Im intrigued as to how soon the winner has to "receive" his prize? What if he got bashed up/ gassed?

I wont post any direct links, but the preview from battlebang(dot)com shows the action continue "in the cage".