Where is that on the site? Maybe my adblock is making me miss good stuff...
Originally Posted by Ignorami
I always find it kind of dubious when people selling this kind of thing make a big deal about someone being able to get it through a metal detector undetected. In terms of who they're advertising to, I mean...
Originally Posted by toyamabarnard
Special Forces shovel.
Holy cow! Electric freaking knuckles
What will they think of next?
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Prison. And that thought will come swiftly too.
Originally Posted by Larus marinus
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
my blue satin jacket read "One Wolf", cuz I didn't have enough money to pay the gypsy to finish it. Luckily, my neighbor gave me one of her upper-case cursive "L"s to finish it out.
Originally Posted by Permalost
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