D-Bag brass knuckle jitsu

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 6:43am

Originally Posted by Ignorami

I was just grabbing an image for a bit of thread photoshop, and had to screen shot this:

Unfortunately, now my photoshop isn't going to be as funny as real life.

Where is that on the site? Maybe my adblock is making me miss good stuff...

Originally Posted by toyamabarnard

Grand, between that and http://www.weapons-universe.com/Comb...s_Dagger.shtml I'll feel much safer flying now.

I always find it kind of dubious when people selling this kind of thing make a big deal about someone being able to get it through a metal detector undetected. In terms of who they're advertising to, I mean...

Edit:
Special Forces shovel.
http://www.weapons-universe.com/Bran...dle-92SF.shtml

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 6:52am

Holy cow! Electric freaking knuckles

http://www.weapons-universe.com/Pers...ZAPBK950.shtml

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What will they think of next?

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 6:54am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Holy cow! Electric freaking knuckles

What will they think of next?

Prison. And that thought will come swiftly too.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 8:10am

Originally Posted by Permalost

Nah bro, I'm a lone wolf. It says it right there on my shirt, spelled out in barbed wire, as clear as a moonlit night.

my blue satin jacket read "One Wolf", cuz I didn't have enough money to pay the gypsy to finish it. Luckily, my neighbor gave me one of her upper-case cursive "L"s to finish it out.