D-Bag brass knuckle jitsu

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/15/2011 4:32pm

just remember, if you're some punk who's out show off your knuckles, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!!

i think i'm going to call this type of douche bag the "awkward douche"

**ProfessorChaos** · Posted On: 6/15/2011 5:00pm

If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.

Besides that, if you use some sense, you'll use a knife all the time and never as a weapon. Brass knuckles would just be a useless hunk of metal on any normal day, and in the event of needing to defend yourself would break your fingers. "Protect your hands" my ass.

Unless you're a girl, or very small, crippled, or outnumbered, any weapon becomes a legal hazard anyway.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/15/2011 5:11pm

Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos

If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.

'Novelty belt buckle'
'Novelty brass paperweight'