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  1. tao.jonez is offline
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    When you’re applying a Koshi jime/ Clock choke with your hand controlling their opposite side forearm. Circle round and at the point where you’ve bent their head down to their shoulder and your body obscures the view slip your hand on the forearm through and tap the mat really hard and quick. Ref will think it’s your opponent tapping and give you the score.
    AHAHAHAHAHAAH! That's extra dickish, 'cause if they complain they look like a dick too.
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     Style: mma /boxing/muai thai

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    We are told to do dick moves when rolling. so lots of grind stuff. I will often go for the goosneck wristlock. Sometimes I will pull out leg hairs.
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    Once had a visiting Judo Sensei who was a total dick. He demonstrated hard style throws on compliant people hurting several of us. At the end of class I got a chance to Rondori with him. High lapel grip digging in to his collarbone with my knuckles. Gripped his elbow about an inch up using my knuckles to grind on his tricep. Lifted his arm and got him with Ura-Nage (suplex type throw). Knocked the wind out of him. He wanted to do Ne-Waza after that (ground work). I got Yoko-Shiho-Gatame (side mount), dug my shoulder in to his face, gripped the inside of his gi pants on the inside of his upper thigh and dug my knuckles in to his leg real good. Turned him on his side and took the Juji-Gatame (arm bar) rolling him on his stomach and sitting on his arm. He never came back.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: mma

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    Sometimes I will pull out leg hairs.
    When I take up grips and my opponent is bare chested under the gi, somtimes I like to grab a hand full of chest hair with the lapel
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     Style: Savate (LBF/SD/LC) - BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    When I take up grips and my opponent is bare chested under the gi, somtimes I like to grab a hand full of chest hair with the lapel
    That's the reason why I'm now wearing a rashguard, even with Judo.
    I took revenge on that fucker by getting him into a triangle choke, hold it for a few minutes (without finalizing the choke) and then release a 21-salute in his face. Since that day, I was ordered by my teacher to never ever eat a spicy döner kebap before training again.
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    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
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    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
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    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
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  6. tao.jonez is offline
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    I'll also call out a move before I apply it if I have a noob partner. For some reason they fight it way harder and longer than normal when I do that.

    "Do you know how to defend an ezekiel?"
    "I think sogazckfoflgr....flap flap flap....struggleflap. tap"
    "Pretty good, but next time you should defend a little earlier"
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    6/15/2011 9:58am


     Style: Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Whistling "If only I had a brain" from the Wizard of Oz during Randori.
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    6/15/2011 10:03am


     Style: BJJ n stuff

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    When rolling with someone with arm flab I like to pinch a handful of skin when I grip the sleeves around the back of the triceps. It usually produces a yelp and momentary grip release, perfect for escaping from fatties who have the upper hand.
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     Style: Kodokan Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.
    This happens all the time in Judo during grip fighting. Not a dick move in randori or shiai, but is a dick move when just getting a grip to do a drill.

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    6/15/2011 10:18am


     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    This happens all the time in Judo during grip fighting. Not a dick move in randori or shiai, but is a dick move when just getting a grip to do a drill.

    Ben
    I do it when someone's turtled, when I have a triangle setup, kesa gatame, clinching (mma gloves, not boxing obviously), when I have them in guard and they're reaching for my lapel and in many control positions when I'm stable on top.

    I agree, it's the timing and intent that makes certain things priggish.
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