Rude Jitsu

[Tenebrous]

Yup I'll do the Galvao spinning kneeride on you or if you're turtles spin around you. Cartwheel passes, flip over passes, and if you're an especially annoying person I'll jump and stand on you. If you see me doing this it's either because

1. I know you and think you're an asshole.

2. I don't know you and think you're an asshole.

3. I know you and really like you.

So.... You do it no matter what?

Turtle Surfing is a gentleman's sport, but I usually save it for the rough housers, as they provide the best waves.

[Nefron]

I was at a Jiu Jitsu camp last year, and I got paired up with a girl I barely knew. We rolled, I took mount and she tucked her neck and arms. I suddenly looked up, smiled and pointed my finger to something. She noobisly moved her head to see what I was looking at and I slapped on a great ezekiel. She wasn't very amused, but I was.

My standard anti spazz moves involve knee rides, forearm grinds and head kicks depending on the ruleset.

[Necroyunus]

1) I forgot the name, that choke with you holding the collars and push the knuckles towards his throat.
I even had a beginner threaten me with doing eye gauges if i did this to him again.
(I fucked him up afterwards tho)

2) Get a position like crucifix or something where you trap both arms.
Then put the hand over his nose and mouth to block the air. This pisses people off sometimes too.

3) If someone really insists on doing that mount escape with, you know, lifting the legs up, trying to get them under the opponents arms etc.
I slide down a little(very little to adjust the place so he cant go on rolling), catch both legs in front of me and cross his feet, then put my weight on his feet and start pushing down.
I actually did this only once, because i was trying to explain a guy how to escape mount and shouldnt use this escape all the times but he still insisted on his feet under arms escape and was kinda acting dickly
When i did this to him he was like "oh **** my face is almost on my dick stop!!!"

[Gezere]

1) I forgot the name, that choke with you holding the collars and push the knuckles towards his throat.
I even had a beginner threaten me with doing eye gauges if i did this to him again.
(I fucked him up afterwards tho)

Frankensteiner, Knuckle choke, etc. A regular part of my arsenal. I don't think its a dick move just you need taken advantage of you not guarding your neck. I've won several matches with that.

[DKJr]

So.... You do it no matter what?

Turtle Surfing is a gentleman's sport, but I usually save it for the rough housers, as they provide the best waves.

No, there are people who I only sort of like or don't care about. Also I love turtle surfing brah! Catch a gnarly wave on a 250lber yet?

[Gezere]

No, there are people who I only sort of like or don't care about. Also I love turtle surfing brah! Catch a gnarly wave on a 250lber yet?

Don't make me eat you!

[DKJr]

Don't make me eat you!

Fatty.

[W. Rabbit]

I like to smile at my sparring partners.

When they smile back, you attack.

I think I read that in Sun Tzu.

[Necroyunus]

I like to smile at my sparring partners.

When they smile back, you attack.

I think I read that in Sun Tzu.

That's not rude...that's gay

[W. Rabbit]

That's not rude...that's gay

Not when it works.

Tao's armbar-leg-shake is way gayer.

He is literally humping his opponent's leg.