Rude Jitsu

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 4:26pm

Boo! I thought this would be Ska thread...

**Frank White** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 4:36pm

cartwheels and somersaults.

**Ciderbone** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 4:56pm

Sometimes if I outclass someones a lot, and they've annoyed me, I'll use them to practice my top-position transitions for an unfair amount of time while trying to make smalltalk about the weather, sports, etc.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 5:11pm

At one of the SoCal throwdowns, Omega showed us a series of dick moves as one passes the guard. Sirc was the dummy. It was all kinds of awesome.

I used to spar with headbutts allowed (using headgear), and it was part of my anti-judo. Lots of paddling and pehlwani exercises have given me a very good bear hug, and I can tweak it in little ways that hurt. For example, I'll use a low pulling motion and shoulder pressure up high to mess with their posture, or use my thumb knuckle as the focal point of the force.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 5:18pm

The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 5:39pm

last night in the dojo I was fighting a man mountain, 110kg, 6'6" (me 69kg, 5, 11 and a half). It was like judoing a tree!
Enevitably he ends up on top so I spin, grab his right hand and trap his left arm under my chest. He works his left arm up to try a choke so i rub my chin into his radial nerve. He retalites by trying to rub his radial nerve into my chin. My chin win!

**CheeksWWAC** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 6:25pm

Is intentionally rubbing your gi sleeve on peoples faces to get them to move their head for a choke a dick move? Because I rub just above the hair line in front of the ears so it pulls your sideburn hair a little and hurts in a little sister kinda way.

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 6:59pm

When in the closest of quarters, whisper, "You smell nice today."

**SifuJason** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 7:17pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.

Did you that before you came to the first TD I showed it at? If so, awesome. If not, also awesome.

edit: noticed you already said where u found it.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 7:27pm

Yup I'll do the Galvao spinning kneeride on you or if you're turtles spin around you. Cartwheel passes, flip over passes, and if you're an especially annoying person I'll jump and stand on you. If you see me doing this it's either because

1. I know you and think you're an asshole.

2. I don't know you and think you're an asshole.

3. I know you and really like you.