NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT
Posted On:6/14/2011 4:26pm
Style: Submission Grappling
Boo! I thought this would be Ska thread...
Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie
KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao
In De Janerio, in blackest night,
Luta Livre flees the fight,
Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
Posted On:6/14/2011 4:36pm
Style: chinese boxing
cartwheels and somersaults.
Posted On:6/14/2011 4:56pm
Sometimes if I outclass someones a lot, and they've annoyed me, I'll use them to practice my top-position transitions for an unfair amount of time while trying to make smalltalk about the weather, sports, etc.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:6/14/2011 5:11pm
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
At one of the SoCal throwdowns, Omega showed us a series of dick moves as one passes the guard. Sirc was the dummy. It was all kinds of awesome.
I used to spar with headbutts allowed (using headgear), and it was part of my anti-judo. Lots of paddling and pehlwani exercises have given me a very good bear hug, and I can tweak it in little ways that hurt. For example, I'll use a low pulling motion and shoulder pressure up high to mess with their posture, or use my thumb knuckle as the focal point of the force.
Posted On:6/14/2011 5:18pm
Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu
The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.
"Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
Posted On:6/14/2011 5:39pm
last night in the dojo I was fighting a man mountain, 110kg, 6'6" (me 69kg, 5, 11 and a half). It was like judoing a tree!
Enevitably he ends up on top so I spin, grab his right hand and trap his left arm under my chest. He works his left arm up to try a choke so i rub my chin into his radial nerve. He retalites by trying to rub his radial nerve into my chin. My chin win!
Posted On:6/14/2011 6:25pm
Style: BJJ and Judo
Is intentionally rubbing your gi sleeve on peoples faces to get them to move their head for a choke a dick move? Because I rub just above the hair line in front of the ears so it pulls your sideburn hair a little and hurts in a little sister kinda way.
Posted On:6/14/2011 6:59pm
When in the closest of quarters, whisper, "You smell nice today."
I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist
Posted On:6/14/2011 7:17pm
Style: WHKD (Kaju), Sub. Grapple
Originally Posted by tao.jonez
Armbar leg-shake - basically shake your leg when breaking someone's armbar defense grip. You dribble their head like a basketball.
Did you that before you came to the first TD I showed it at? If so, awesome. If not, also awesome.
edit: noticed you already said where u found it.
Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
Posted On:6/14/2011 7:27pm
Style: Combat Cuddling
Yup I'll do the Galvao spinning kneeride on you or if you're turtles spin around you. Cartwheel passes, flip over passes, and if you're an especially annoying person I'll jump and stand on you. If you see me doing this it's either because
1. I know you and think you're an asshole.
2. I don't know you and think you're an asshole.
3. I know you and really like you.
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