street vs Sport question answered again

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 3:08am

It never will.

I saw a girl wearing an "I have the *****, I have the power" T-shirt. My immediate though was "the power to infect people with every STD under the sun".

I think I just named the female equivalent to TapouT D-Bag.

**wetware** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 3:16am

Originally Posted by PXM

You're wrong you idiot, he just has them underneath his shirt and he rips them off in a phone booth.

Originally Posted by PXM

Nah he doesn't wear jeans because it takes all the value of the lapdances all his bitches give him. Fucking get your head in the game.

Originally Posted by PXM

The flayed skin of his defeated opponents.

And a TapouT shirt.

And a ring shaped like a skull.

Originally Posted by PXM

I thought we were describing Korn.

I have a friend with a belt buckle that says "Emergency Breathalyzer test, please blow here". You know what? It doesn't work.

I like you, Stewart. You aren't like the other boys, here in the trailer park.

You are officially my favorite random of the month.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 3:16am

But if she has every STD under the sun than that means it works.

Also

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 3:18am

I wasnt doubting her power. Just her toxicity.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 3:18am

You are officially my favorite random of the month.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. And one time I saved a pregnant woman from a train.

**CheeksWWAC** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 5:30am

Originally Posted by bigmike_ebw

Bet it was organised. If not, he likely carries them round in a bag all day. When **** hits the fan, he magically takes 5 minutes to turn into.....

MMA boy, the lamest superhero ever.

according to Google...Aqua lad. Aqua lad is the lamest superhero ever. good try, see you next time...

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 5:45am

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 5:55am

Bicycle repair is a valid skill in times of rising fuel prices.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 10:15am

Originally Posted by PXM

But if she has every STD under the sun than that means it works.

Also

Lmfao, I love this noobie.

**PXM** · Posted On: 6/18/2011 8:33pm

Aqua lad. Aqua lad is the lamest superhero ever. good try, see you next time...

"Yeah Aquaman. Great superhero. He can breathe underwater and talk to fish. He has all the powers as Spongebob"
Melvin the Superhero.

Also, he's the lamest superhero ever. I mean, what kind of defender of the justice is it who is dependent on a man's hand shoved up his ass?