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    Worst martial arts videos ever

    I'm in a shitty mood (well, kinda). I started training muay thai a few weeks back and just had my first sparring session ever. It went pretty badly in that I got knocked around like a bobo doll. Everything I tried failed. Punching got me hit in the head, kicking got me kicked and my blocks just didn't (that and for the first time my krotty past caught up with me and I did arm-blocks for leg kicks like a jackass and nearly got very hurt for it, fucking Goju Ryu). That and a video posted by someone of an autistic 10 year old girl kicking ass in the ring made me feel worse (thanks a lot whoever posted that, you're a douche).

    Anyways, I demand the Internet makes me feel better (and without any pr0n this time); I want videos. Give me the worst you've ever seen. Really horrible ****. Ass kickings, two tools failing completely, anything. BUT! No Bullshido! I demand bad boxing, jits, judo etc videos. A guy who fails on the heavy bag, a randori session that looks like an aikido class (without actually being one). I want a list of videos I can watch of assholes who suck even worse than I do.

    Only then (and with enough pain meds) will I sleep at night.

    Just to clarify I want **** like this (even if they don't seemed to be actually training boxing blah blah blah whatever):

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    Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge. Join us... or die
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    Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery... but like, for the guy who does the kicks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    KIAI BITCHES!

    Also, for that last video, I kept expecting his kneecap to sort of migrate 90 degrees around because he wasn't pivoting his foot correctly.

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    Hey, at least it wasn't on TV...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno View Post
    Hey, at least it wasn't on TV...

    That was.. special.
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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    This on the other hand, is a classic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yli View Post
    This on the other hand, is a classic.

    LMFAO! 1:05

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    This just another level of awful:

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    Yes! Thank you! These were all excellent examples of pure, distilled horrendous. I feel much better bot spiritually and after a Thai massage, physically and will be ready for the next time.

    This does not mean you can stop though, continue posting videos!

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    This Guy Sucks

    Last edited by kumijitsu; 6/15/2011 8:53am at . Reason: Realized I can't embed videos yet

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