Worst martial arts videos ever

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 9:54am

I'm in a shitty mood (well, kinda). I started training muay thai a few weeks back and just had my first sparring session ever. It went pretty badly in that I got knocked around like a bobo doll. Everything I tried failed. Punching got me hit in the head, kicking got me kicked and my blocks just didn't (that and for the first time my krotty past caught up with me and I did arm-blocks for leg kicks like a jackass and nearly got very hurt for it, fucking Goju Ryu). That and a video posted by someone of an autistic 10 year old girl kicking ass in the ring made me feel worse (thanks a lot whoever posted that, you're a douche).

Anyways, I demand the Internet makes me feel better (and without any pr0n this time); I want videos. Give me the worst you've ever seen. Really horrible ****. Ass kickings, two tools failing completely, anything. BUT! No Bullshido! I demand bad boxing, jits, judo etc videos. A guy who fails on the heavy bag, a randori session that looks like an aikido class (without actually being one). I want a list of videos I can watch of assholes who suck even worse than I do.

Only then (and with enough pain meds) will I sleep at night.

Just to clarify I want **** like this (even if they don't seemed to be actually training boxing blah blah blah whatever):

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:24pm

Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery... but like, for the guy who does the kicks.

**yli** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:29pm

KIAI BITCHES!

Also, for that last video, I kept expecting his kneecap to sort of migrate 90 degrees around because he wasn't pivoting his foot correctly.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:37pm

Hey, at least it wasn't on TV...

**hpr** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:45pm

Originally Posted by Gabetuno

Hey, at least it wasn't on TV...

That was.. special.

**yli** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:48pm

This on the other hand, is a classic.

**Kouch** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 3:05pm

Originally Posted by yli

This on the other hand, is a classic.

LMFAO! 1:05

**yli** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 3:33pm

This just another level of awful:

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 6/15/2011 1:49am

Yes! Thank you! These were all excellent examples of pure, distilled horrendous. I feel much better bot spiritually and after a Thai massage, physically and will be ready for the next time.

This does not mean you can stop though, continue posting videos!