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  1. The Juggernoob is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by yli View Post
    The only conclusion I can draw from practicing Krav Maga is that the one night you forget your cup is the one night some crosstraining Muay Thai fighter with tree trunks for legs decides to channel all of his daddy issues into the hardest groin kick he can muster. Said kick will occur while your attention is diverted elsewhere.
    How bad? I've puked from a nut shot before.
  2. yli is offline

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    It was definitely enough to drop me right to the floor. My dick got the worst of it, but I didn't have to go to the hospital to get the blood drained (hurt like hell though, thank god for Vicodin).

    I've puked from nut shots too, but that's sort of expected.
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    Never had to have drainage. I have a younger sister so I turn my hips by reflex now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmike_ebw View Post
    Never had to have drainage. I have a younger sister so I turn my hips by reflex now.
    Kids are good for that whole hip turn, close the knees and protect the situational awareness thing.

    Never fall asleep on the floor within jumping distance of the couch if there are un sedated three year olds around... Not good op sec for the equipment.
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    I think KM is a decent gateway MA. A short contract stint won't hurt. KM may reveal an area that best suits you.
    You going to tell us why?

    Quote Originally Posted by yli View Post
    The only conclusion I can draw from practicing Krav Maga is that the one night you forget your cup is the one night some crosstraining Muay Thai fighter with tree trunks for legs decides to channel all of his daddy issues into the hardest groin kick he can muster. Said kick will occur while your attention is diverted elsewhere.
    Cup check!

    I'm sorry. I know it shouldn't, but this made me lol.


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     Style: Limalama, Judo & BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmike_ebw View Post
    Never had to have drainage. I have a younger sister so I turn my hips by reflex now.
    A younger brother will teach you the same reflex. Bonus I got to "educate" him too. Really freaked a few classmates out once when I seemingly took a really ugly fieldgoal like nut shot without so much as wincing. In that case I opted to keep my secrets and live in infamy. However forgetting your cup in Jiu Jitsu I would not advise. I've taken far more elbows rolling than feet sparring.
  7. ProfessorChaos is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    You going to tell us why?
    I think I get what he's saying here. Krav Maga was meant to be a system of easily learned striking, grappling and weapon defense for the military. It's a basic self defense program. By training in it a short time, a person could develop some basic skill in a few areas, and maybe discover that they have an interest in a particular area. Maybe they find they like grappling so start BJJ, or they enjoy training with weapons and get into Kali and so on.
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     Style: BJJ/MT

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    Kids are good for that whole hip turn, close the knees and protect the situational awareness thing.

    Never fall asleep on the floor within jumping distance of the couch if there are un sedated three year olds around... Not good op sec for the equipment.
    Wait, did you just refer to your dangly bits as "Situational Awareness"? That's got to be the strangest penis nickname I've ever heard.
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    NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPINION IS BECAUSE IT IS STUPID AND WRONG ANYWAY AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KRAV MAGA.

    I wish I were kidding but it is true.
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    Thank you for your wisdom, Sirc.


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