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  1. doofaloofa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    tell me you're joking.

    my grandpop used to raise fighting cocks, and I've tasted some of 'em.

    TOUGH meat.

    these critters must've done benchpresses and deadlifts. the skin is good, yes, but the meat. THE MEAT! :Rage2:

    do not EVER fry them. or you will find out that some are hard enough to hammer a nail in.

    and yeah, you proud that you have 2 cocks? hell, my granddad had dozens of them.

    and they're not just cocks, they're FIGHTING cocks.

    (fucking shits were so damn noisy in the morning...)
    My cock tastes great
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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    And remember, a cock with no balls is called a Capon!
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    I thought my cock could fight; turns out that after a couple of rounds, he started throwing up and went down. The worst part: his opponent turned out to be a real *****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    I thought my cock could fight; turns out that after a couple of rounds, he started throwing up and went down. The worst part: his opponent turned out to be a real *****.
    What do you expect? He does pushups in a dark, smelly, wet cave, you would have to expecting to throw up. It's even worse when you put a raincoat on him and make him do it, then he just pukes on himself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
    Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    What do you expect?
    My expectations were great, I was going for a knockout in round three (originally expected it to go fifteen), and went down in the fourth. I could have been a contender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    tell me you're joking.

    my grandpop used to raise fighting cocks, and I've tasted some of 'em.

    TOUGH meat.
    ...

    Pressure cooker adobo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    I found this today.



    Poison dwarfism is not unique to humans and those evil little 'toy' dog breeds.
    Wing chun vs. TKD AGAIN?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    My cock tastes great
    YOU TASTED IT YOURSELF?! :fffuuu:

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    And remember, a cock with no balls is called a Capon!

    and beware of that one. they'll drive by and raze you with a tommy gun, then dump your dead ass off the brooklyn bridge. capice?

    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    Pressure cooker adobo?
    adobo, tinola, heck, even if you tenderize them, they're still tough and chewy. a friend's nephew broke off and stuck her baby tooth on a leg one time.

    lebell's saying goes "a hard cock is good to find", in this case, NOT. these fowls are built up and RIPPED, I tell you.

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    What do you expect? He does pushups in a dark, smelly, wet cave, you would have to expecting to throw up. It's even worse when you put a raincoat on him and make him do it, then he just pukes on himself.

    push-ups? I'd rather call it DIPS. the aim is not to push back, but to go forward.
    Last edited by baby_cart; 7/15/2012 12:19pm at . Reason: added another resposne
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    YOU TASTED IT YOURSELF?! :fffuuu:
    So the ladies tell me

    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    adobo, tinola, heck, even if you tenderize them, they're still tough and chewy. a friend's nephew broke off and stuck her baby tooth on a leg one time.

    lebell's saying goes "a hard cock is good to find", in this case, NOT. these fowls are built up and RIPPED, I tell you.
    Yeah well your cock is tough because it is sport fighting cock, my cock is street fighting cock so tastes better and is more tender (if you boil it for several hours)
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
    Joyce Carol Oates, On Boxing
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    What did you think I meant?...
    I thought you meant you had two penises. Just like Mordecai "Two Dick" Jackson:

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