I Have 2 Cocks

**keyoz** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 9:42am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

My question is this. Is there a MA out there with a Rooster Style? If there isn’t I’m going to make one up. Lots of front kicks, flying front kicks, some axe/heel kicks, hooking punches, and the Flying Head Butt as the fight finisher!

Sorry mate - Jet Li was faster.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 9:52am

There is a rooster style in the Shaolin Kung Fu family. You can get the book from Amazon.

Do not google "cock fist" because you might vomit or find images of Lebell.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 12:47pm

I'm going to make a new one up any way, but it will be so dealy I won't be able to post it on you tube, or even tell any body... Like proper deadly ****!

Spoiler:

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 12:29am

hay guize have u seen this b4 lol?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 12:39am

that is pretty funny,
we have had roosters that have "turned to the dark side" and they all tasted splendid

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 12:44am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

that is pretty funny,
we have had roosters that have "turned to the dark side" and they all tasted splendid

You punish rebellion that harshly in your coop?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 12:49am

Yes I do.
I'm the king of the garden!

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/14/2011 12:57am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Yes I do.
I'm the king of the garden!

I'm just thinking back to something my grandma told me about one of the roosters she used to own back in the day. Being an aggressive little fucker that chased people was what saved him from the pot. Set him apart from the others, gave him a bit of personality and made it hard to think of him as a mere food item, I guess.