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**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/12/2011 2:01am

3 years to convert cheredi. 4 if you count the year he was dabbling as a teen.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/12/2011 2:03am

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

I've watched Billy Crystal movies that made more sense.

'city slickers 2: the search for curly's gold' is an american cinematic masterpiece.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/12/2011 4:59am

Originally Posted by STB'A

3 years to convert cheredi. 4 if you count the year he was dabbling as a teen.

Dude I know converted to proper orthodox.
Well sorta, last time I ran into him was at a bar on a friday evening, he's wearing his black jacket and black hat, like you see em in the jewish quarter in Jerusalem, and it was like 10 to 12.
So I said, you live really closeby or something? It's almost shabbath.
He's like: ' lol whatever'

He wasnt taking things too seriously.

Of the three monotheistic religions jewdom is the most unknown.
I've seen so many misunderstandings over in Israel between jews and tourists, it was hilarious.

There's this posh coffeeshop halfway Jaffa road, near the Ben Yehuda area, I like'd going there cos eventhough they charge you fucking 14 Nis for a latte, it was drinkable.

These eastern European muppets are in front of me in the line trying to get a HAMSANDWICH, the jewish dude was jewish american and he explained to them that jews didnt eat pigmeat.
Then the guy goes: oh sorry, how about other meats.
Then the jew is explaining about jewish law that you cant use the meat and the milk from an animal in the same kitchen.

With me standing right behind them making monkeyfaces and scratching my head, the jew nearly lost it and tried not to laugh really hard.