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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    that water mellon hogging shvartza was a ger tzadik at the shul i davened at. when i wanted to become a talmid m'judo, he took me to the local martial arts beis midrash to get tossed on my tuchas.

    better?
    May I offer you my heartiest contrafibularities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    that water mellon hogging shvartza was a ger tzadik at the shul i davened at. when i wanted to become a talmid m'judo, he took me to the local martial arts beis midrash to get tossed on my tuchas.

    better?
    I've watched Billy Crystal movies that made more sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    that guy is from my chood. he converted at my shul and took me to the judo school i trained at for a while.
    he converted?
    to jewdom?!
    how long did that take?

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    3 years to convert cheredi. 4 if you count the year he was dabbling as a teen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    I've watched Billy Crystal movies that made more sense.
    'city slickers 2: the search for curly's gold' is an american cinematic masterpiece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STB'A View Post
    3 years to convert cheredi. 4 if you count the year he was dabbling as a teen.
    Dude I know converted to proper orthodox.
    Well sorta, last time I ran into him was at a bar on a friday evening, he's wearing his black jacket and black hat, like you see em in the jewish quarter in Jerusalem, and it was like 10 to 12.
    So I said, you live really closeby or something? It's almost shabbath.
    He's like: ' lol whatever'

    He wasnt taking things too seriously.

    Of the three monotheistic religions jewdom is the most unknown.
    I've seen so many misunderstandings over in Israel between jews and tourists, it was hilarious.

    There's this posh coffeeshop halfway Jaffa road, near the Ben Yehuda area, I like'd going there cos eventhough they charge you fucking 14 Nis for a latte, it was drinkable.

    These eastern European muppets are in front of me in the line trying to get a HAMSANDWICH, the jewish dude was jewish american and he explained to them that jews didnt eat pigmeat.
    Then the guy goes: oh sorry, how about other meats.
    Then the jew is explaining about jewish law that you cant use the meat and the milk from an animal in the same kitchen.

    With me standing right behind them making monkeyfaces and scratching my head, the jew nearly lost it and tried not to laugh really hard.

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    but the real question is, how did the goyem react when you fondled them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    I think it took some time before they realised their wallets were gone! ;-)

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