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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    ^^^
    The Punisher as Vegan Police #2 and Clifton Collins Jr. (El Huron from Crank 2 and Romeo from Boondock Saints 2, as well as Star Trek) as Vegan Police #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I'd try and domesticate them first. Have them running around in a paddock eating all the grain they like, fatten em up you know what I mean, then be all like, "come on in, I have tofu and mushroom burgers in the barn" and they stick their head through the little window, BAM, in goes the bolt.
    By "bolt" I assume you mean "penis?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Fried pizza?! Why would you....

    No. Never mind.

    Seriously, sometimes I think there is an evil empire hanging around in space, waiting for the whole world to get fat clogged arteries from all our delicious food and then, upon invasion, we'll all die of heart attacks.
    If Futurama has taught me anything about aliens is that they are delicious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    By "bolt" I assume you mean "penis?"

    Why does everyone assume this about me?

    In answer to your question: Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    If SHTF, do you think the vegans will be the first to get cannibalized???
    No, they don't have much meat on them.

    They'll just be the first to die because they're picky about what they eat.

    From there, you could use their corpses as bait to catch scavenger animals like cats and dogs. They probably taste much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    No, they don't have much meat on them.

    They'll just be the first to die because they're picky about what they eat.

    From there, you could use their corpses as bait to catch scavenger animals like cats and dogs. They probably taste much better.
    Winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Is this Poetic Justice?
    Especially for the demographic of Vegan PETA members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Especially for the demographic of Vegan PETA members.
    I'm personally going to eat them. It's ok, it's not cannibalism because anyone that doesn't react to smell and taste of bacon pulling at their heartstrings has no soul and is therefore not human.

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    I'm a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

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