Super ninja that trains aikido for 3 months

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 11:25pm

Originally Posted by Ciderbone

OP, is it true you molested him while he was unconscious?

No, he was conscious.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 11:32pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

No, he was conscious.

Is that better, or worse?

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 11:39pm

Originally Posted by bigmike_ebw

Is that better, or worse?

Depends on who's asking and who's answering.

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 3:16am

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

A single Tornado Kick of a single bingo-winged fat chick would be enough to change the course of all future weather systems on the earth. - Edward Lorenz

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 4:22am

The OPs story is missing one important element - namely whether his bud later castigated him for not attacking him properly.

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 8:14am

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 9:30am

Originally Posted by stealth_monkey

So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point. I'm no psychologist, but trust me, a lot of people in your life hate you, not just his GF

Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 11:55am

Originally Posted by JingMerchant!

Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...

I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 4:21pm

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!

Your using the term "stronger male" to describe someone who started a whole new thread with that OP.

I think your criteria must be rather more specific than the one nature uses.

And, FTR, the aikido guy kept the chick because he has a 14" tongue and can breathe through his ears.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 4:30pm

Originally Posted by ermghoti

I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.

Yeh that's basically it, not really much to it. Pretty sure I didn't shag her though, don't think I was that drunk I would have forgotten about it. Besides I'm pretty sure I went home with this cute Tamil chick, at least that's what I convinced myself the next day...

Now if I wanted to cock tease I could drop a lead on sentence about the time I fought a ninja on the deadly streets, but that would just be gay.