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  1. Snake Plissken is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciderbone View Post
    OP, is it true you molested him while he was unconscious?
    No, he was conscious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    No, he was conscious.
    Is that better, or worse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmike_ebw View Post
    Is that better, or worse?
    Depends on who's asking and who's answering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.
    A single Tornado Kick of a single bingo-winged fat chick would be enough to change the course of all future weather systems on the earth. - Edward Lorenz


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    The OPs story is missing one important element - namely whether his bud later castigated him for not attacking him properly.
  6. JingMerchant! is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

    So she got thrown.
    Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealth_monkey View Post
    So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point. I'm no psychologist, but trust me, a lot of people in your life hate you, not just his GF
    Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    Tell us the whole story, you goddamn tease...
    I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    Screw it, that's what happens in nature. The stronger males always get the wimmins!
    Your using the term "stronger male" to describe someone who started a whole new thread with that OP.

    I think your criteria must be rather more specific than the one nature uses.

    And, FTR, the aikido guy kept the chick because he has a 14" tongue and can breathe through his ears.


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    I think the story is complete. A manatee with six hours of training in make-believe striking challenged a good grappler, and got gently bounced to the ground. Later, he soothed her injured ego with a session of lumpy lovin'. It's an old tale, one we've all heard a thousand times.
    Yeh that's basically it, not really much to it. Pretty sure I didn't shag her though, don't think I was that drunk I would have forgotten about it. Besides I'm pretty sure I went home with this cute Tamil chick, at least that's what I convinced myself the next day...

    Now if I wanted to cock tease I could drop a lead on sentence about the time I fought a ninja on the deadly streets, but that would just be gay.
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