Super ninja that trains aikido for 3 months

**HereBeADragon** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 2:26pm

You are all over looking an important element to this story. A free beer was on the line! Who amungst you would not crack a friend upside the head when free booze is at stake?

**Brazzzuka** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 5:45pm

This reminder me of when I did Aikido for about 2 months when i was 17. I was like ZOMG my sensei is so good i'm like wow he can twist my arm and make me front flip and **** to bad that everything i did for 2 months was compliant drill..

Also Why the **** does most of the Aikido sensei are all Fat....

Anyway you friend should have given you $100.00 plus a beer seriously. I hope he stopped his Aikido and joined D33dly Judo or something..

**Ciderbone** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 6:01pm

OP, is it true you molested him while he was unconscious?

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 6:14pm

Originally Posted by stealth_monkey

So you'd knock a friend out to prove a completely unimportant point.

I once threw a fat chick just to prove a point. I stand by my actions.

**donoraen** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 6:45pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

I once threw a fat chick just to prove a point. I stand by my actions.

There is no scenerio where that is not ok.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 6:51pm

Originally Posted by donoraen

There is no scenerio where that is not ok.

Depends, If she joined the Judo class to get thinner, it may have been harsh.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:04pm

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:07pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Someone mentioned I did Judo which I normally don't talk about in public and she told me she did TKD and that if she did a Tornado Kick No one Can Defence.

So she got thrown.

I wouldnt have resorted to violence. The moment she said TKD, i'd have stared her straight in the eyes and said with a steady and cold voice, "How dare you speak to me". Then I would have have walked away.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:09pm

Yeh but she adopted a shallow horse stance and then did a spin/waddle at me. I didn't throw her properly just bounced her off her fat arse.

**The Juggernoob** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 7:14pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Yeh but she adopted a shallow horse stance and then did a spin/waddle at me. I didn't throw her properly just bounced her off her fat arse.

Yes, but what is a woman? A shallow , pathological , attention grabbing nutcase, some would say that.
Simply refusing to acknowledge her as a human being would damage her on a deep mortal level. You know , in that void in her soul that sucks in attention. It would become clogged with rejection and denial and her "confidence", and "self-worth", would be damaged.