De Horned

[Devil]

Sigh.. I dunno if this well timed thread is making me feel better or worse about this process. Funny, I just got the name of a good doc that a couple of my buddies used recently. I dunno... it's a woman. But they both said she was great.

My wifey and I have two kids (boy & girl) with another little boy on the way (due in August). These critters are too expensive, no mas. I give up. Just gonna go get it done and over with.

So, a 3 day weekend on the couch with a bag of frozen peas, beers, and some mild pain killers, eh? Sigh... I've been dreading making this call...

Well, manhood isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm sure you won't miss it much.

[Hiro Protagonist]

my balls are in her purse, but her ***** is in my wallet. Aint marrige grand!

I respect your decission, but I want to point out that...

ME:

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You (and all married people):

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[Tranquil Suit]

They took pictures of the procedure when they cauterized my tubes. There was smoke. The photos were awesome. I need to find them again so I can frame them and hang 'em up in the hall where people usually hand baby photos. Awwwwwwh yeah!

That is beyond fucked up.

[tao.jonez]

You won't notice a drop in libido after the vasectomy. It's been said, but I'm saying it again.

I wouldn't take advice from self-proclaimed stallions. 5:1 odds that their most recent sexual experiences looked something like this:

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[Hiro Protagonist]

I wouldn't take advice from self-proclaimed stallions. 5:1 odds that their most recent sexual experiences looked something like this:

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I guess it honors me that don't understand what soap has to do with masturbation.

But apart from that, **** YEAH.

At least masturbation means I don't have to watch Glee between rounds.

Because I watched it before!!! Mwahaha!!!

[Ignorami]

My doctor genuinely used to have two bricks on a shelf behind his desk labelled "Vasectomy blocks"

Doofaloofa: can't you just pop your thumb over the end when you cum? That's what I do.

[Mo_Fo]

Well, manhood isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm sure you won't miss it much.

Lol... you’re right. Thank you for the reassurance.

[Mo_Fo]

Congratulations!
I must say I miss having a baby around. I would try again for a boy (i have two great girls.), but apparently it's her womb!

Thanks man!

[doofaloofa]

I respect your decission, but I want to point out that...

ME:

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You (and all married people):

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This is more my style

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[doofaloofa]

Doofaloofa: can't you just pop your thumb over the end when you cum? That's what I do.

Ah the Ignorami technique. I am sure you will have a large and happy family