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**Lebell** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 4:38am

when you get older you'll learn that those are the best days of the month.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 4:52am

Originally Posted by Lebell

when you get older you'll learn that those are the best days of the month.

Spoken like a guy with a bad back

**Lebell** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 4:59am

dude, sex in a longterm relationship is painfully predictable.
you'll never feel more lonely and unhappy then at that moment.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 5:13am

I dont know about that. Me and my wife have been at it 18 years(with each other only) and while some times it can get predictable, its only painfull by joint consent
This is getting a bit 'marrige guidance'
How long have you and you partner been together?

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 7:11am

But... that time of the month doesn't mean one has to stop. :p Unless I guess your religion forbids it or something. I worship Odin and it's not really a thing for him. You know the Scandinavian gods are kind of more about fighting, drinking, and fucking than feeling guilty about a bunch of stuff that's natural.

Man if things get really predictable, go study shibari or something. Learn how much fun stuff you can create from a trip to Home Despot. Play Batman and Robin. Ya know?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 7:20am

Originally Posted by Evergrey

But... that time of the month doesn't mean one has to stop. :p Unless I guess your religion forbids it or something. I worship Odin and it's not really a thing for him. You know the Scandinavian gods are kind of more about fighting, drinking, and fucking than feeling guilty about a bunch of stuff that's natural.

Man if things get really predictable, go study shibari or something. Learn how much fun stuff you can create from a trip to Home Despot. Play Batman and Robin. Ya know?

You somehow scare, intrigue and turn me on all at once.

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 7:54am

Originally Posted by battlefields

You somehow scare, intrigue and turn me on all at once.

Terror is probably the healthiest response here.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 8:41am

get a room!

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 8:43am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

get a room!

Sorry, I had to take apart my old dungeon when we got more housemates. :(

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 6/26/2011 12:24pm

Originally Posted by Evergrey

But... that time of the month doesn't mean one has to stop. :p Unless I guess your religion forbids it or something. I worship Odin and it's not really a thing for him. You know the Scandinavian gods are kind of more about fighting, drinking, and fucking than feeling guilty about a bunch of stuff that's natural.