De Horned

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 5:20am

Last year Time magazine did a "50th Aniversary of the Pill" edition

http://www.time.com/time/health/arti...983712,00.html

Some interesting stats that came out of it for me were

Only 92% efective, although that may mean 8% of women cant use it. The sats in the article were not expanded upon
A recent study of "46,000 women coducted over 40 years found that women on the Pill live longer and are less likely to die prematurely of all causes, including cancer and heart disease."

I might start taking it myself!

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 5:40am

Oh yeah, **** Time magazine. They're about as scientific as... well they're ****.

Wouldn't be surprised if some pharmaceutical company slipped them some roopies for their effort.

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 5:49am

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

This is more my style

Spoiler:

M-maybe marriage isn't that bad after all.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/11/2011 8:19pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

This is more my style

The boxes on the cart are filled with my wifes' shoes

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 6/12/2011 8:04pm

you married emelda marcos?

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 6/13/2011 1:00am

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

That is beyond fucked up.

"I named THIS one "not having to clean **** off of every imaginable surface."
And this is sweet little "being able to leave the house on a whim."

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 2:11pm

Recieved a nice cash windfall today :)
as aconsiquence I am now booked into the vets. Bye Bye vas defrens :(

My Balls Ache!

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 2:31pm

I don't recommend the way I lost my little swimmers: a year of nasty chemotherapy. Fortunately I banked some, or I'd never have kids.

I also had a varicocele repair, which is much worse than a vasectomy. It wasn't too bad.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 5:54pm

I have varicose veins, but not in my balls! I'm in a high risk catagory fo haemaroids to, some thing to look foward too ha?
do you mind me asking what cancer you had?

**Res Judicata** · Posted On: 6/16/2011 6:18pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

I have varicose veins, but not in my balls! I'm in a high risk catagory fo haemaroids to, some thing to look foward too ha?
do you mind me asking what cancer you had?

Ewing's sarcoma. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewing's_sarcoma The chemotherapy is fairly nasty.