7/01/2011 11:31pm, #451
Can't we just get back to the important business of hating blue beltz pleaz?"We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
7/02/2011 5:17am, #452
7/02/2011 1:27pm, #453
Had to reread this thread because my shoulder has finally recovered (I think) to the point where I can go back to BJJ. Looking a checking out a new school this week. Will be taking my patchless generic gi, keeping my mind wide open and my mouth tightly closed.
7/02/2011 1:39pm, #454
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7/02/2011 5:10pm, #455
When I trained at the Relson Gracie Academy, in Austin, the head coach told me to go look outside in the cooler for a surprise. I thought he was giving us gatorades. No, there was a freshly killed boar's head in there. It was like Lord of the Flies.
It's tough being a vegetarian there, even in such a hippie town.
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are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
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7/02/2011 5:32pm, #456
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7/02/2011 5:38pm, #457
7/03/2011 3:12am, #458
That video was very amusing but also incorrect.
REcent discoveries suggest sexuality can be changed in the near future.
Personally I'd say we should use that technology, but actually the other way around: to stem the enormous birthrates on our overcrowded planet we should turn heterosexuals gay.
It will be awesome!
Loads of increase of sharply dressed men with good taste in interiordesigning, and more women for the rest of us.
Save the planet, take a cock up your ass!
I can see this slogan work!
7/03/2011 3:29am, #459
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7/03/2011 11:03am, #460