Posted On:6/05/2011 2:28am
Style: Mixed combative art
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Posted On:6/05/2011 3:15am
Style: Judo, Jujitsu
Originally Posted by donoraen
I feel bad for the op because this is definately going to turn into a "terrible movies you should totally still see" thread.
Reluctantly, I've come to the conclusion that just about any movie on the SciFi Network (now it's SyFy... WTF kind of dumb **** is that huh?) is worth giving at least 15-20 minutes of time to. You never know. I can't tell you the number of B movies I've seen on that network that were good for killing a couple hours. Double worth it if you have a little nerdness leftover in you.
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Posted On:6/05/2011 8:10am
Originally Posted by maofas
No, that's "Sharktopus" apparently, which I never heard of
Actually, I had the title wrong. It was the 1977 Jaws rip-off Tentacles.
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Posted On:6/05/2011 8:16am
Style: Submission Grappling
Originally Posted by P Marsh
And I have seen half of Cube 4: Hypercube but its a little to high budget for my bad movie tastes
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Posted On:6/05/2011 3:43pm
Originally Posted by maofas
Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
If you watch the whole movie (and you should, it's high quality ninja cheese, but Sho Kosugi is in it), you'll eventually find out that the golf course yuppie was some kind of government official and that explains all the easy targets (i.e. body guards). You never find out why the ninja attacked them but it's safe to assume it was a political assassination.
If you use your ninja sense it's easy to see that golf courses are the perfect place to ambush VIPs:
- Lots of forest...easy to intrude
- Open (no walls, no security towers, no fences)
- Lots of forest...easy to escape
And of course this ninja wears the right colors (greys, greens, tans) to blend in with the trees.
And of course he's mastered the art of spirit transfer (like Chucky!), thus enabling him to take his revenge on the police force well after his death.
Posted On:6/05/2011 4:56pm
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Posted On:6/05/2011 6:16pm
Style: Cheng Man Ching Taijiquan
Originally Posted by W. Rabbit
This is one of the greatest Final Ninja Fight Scenes ever.
And this is exactly why you don't keep weapons in a Shaolin temple.
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Originally Posted by Emevas
I used to **** guys like you in prison.
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
Dude I kill people for a fucking living.
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