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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    My s.o. and I hang out with another couple and deliberately watch the worst movies possible. These were some real winners:

    Octopus (not to be confused with "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" also worth seeing)
    Thankskilling
    Bulletproof (yes there is a 3 minute movie of it, but there are sooo many lulz in this movie that it can only contain a fraction of them)
    Quote Originally Posted by donoraen View Post
    I fell asleep during hypercube, have you seen mega shark vrs giant octopus?
    Sadly no, I haven't found the motivation to see Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, Sharktapus, or Megashark vs. Crocasaurus. I mainly saw most of my D movies in high school and those times are gone so I rarely get the treat.

    I recommend trying to find Curse of the Komodo, probably the most random appearance of zombies I have ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Octopus (not to be confused with "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" also worth seeing)
    The Roger Corman one? I saw that when I was a kid, it was awesome. I saw it as an adult, 90 minutes of cringing with vicarious embarrassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    My s.o. and I hang out with another couple and deliberately watch the worst movies possible. These were some real winners:

    Octopus (not to be confused with "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" also worth seeing)
    Thankskilling
    Bulletproof (yes there is a 3 minute movie of it, but there are sooo many lulz in this movie that it can only contain a fraction of them)

    No Sharktopus?

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    I feel bad for the op because this is definately going to turn into a "terrible movies you should totally still see" thread.

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    Oh, you mean the thread is about The Stuff?

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    I've seen "Enter the Ninja", "Revenge of the Ninja" (aka Ninja II), "Ninja III: The Domination" (read my Bullshido review...I reference "Enter the Ninja")...."Pray For Death"....and every other Sho Kosugi movie.

    "Enter the Ninja" is easily the entry that is the most like 70's porn: the protagonist "white" ninja sports a handlebar mustache, lots of chest hair, and wins the right to be a "ninja" after (pretend) slaughtering an army of red ninjas ("red shirts" get it?) led by the black ninja, the same guy who refuses to toast his honor at the beginning of the video..none other than of course, Sho Kosugi.

    The criminal overlord needs a ninja. Turns out he gets Sho Kosugi.

    There is a great final fight scene in "Enter the Ninja" that is actually worth watching, solely because any Final Ninja Fight Scene involving Sho Kosugi (and there are soooo many) is worth your time.

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    You got me in a ninjer mood...

    Obligatory Ninja III: The Domination golf course slaughter scene, one of my personal favorite ninja clips of all time.

    Is that Sho Kosugi?

    No. The evil ninja is the late David Chung.



    Sho Kosugi is the good guy ninja who comes at the end and kills this evil ninja. Well...his resurrected ghost.

    This is one of the greatest Final Ninja Fight Scenes ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    The Roger Corman one? I saw that when I was a kid, it was awesome. I saw it as an adult, 90 minutes of cringing with vicarious embarrassment.
    No, that's "Sharktopus" apparently, which I never heard of (I thought Lampa was fucking with me, wow that's a real movie title). Hmmph, Netflicks doesn't have it for insta-watch, I think I may need to add this one to the snail mail queue.... but my guess is it's going to be several degrees classier than the ones I mentioned by virtue of having at least a couple of actors I've actually heard of before.


    Quote Originally Posted by donoraen View Post
    I feel bad for the op because this is definately going to turn into a "terrible movies you should totally still see" thread.
    That is always an acceptable tangent.

    Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Also, why was that ninja running around a golf course killing random people?
    Ninjas don't need a reason to flip out and kill people. That's just kinda what they do.

    If I remember right, at the height (low point) of the ninja craze in the 80's they made some movies that make Ninja 3: The Domination look like The Matrix.

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    I'm sure everybody has already seen it, but if you haven't, kill bill is a must see bad movie.

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