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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Still figuring out what position thier toes have to be in for it to work properly?
    Remember: Splayed toes are a sign of impressive bagua control, just ask Jin from the Tekken Movie.


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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Still figuring out what position thier toes have to be in for it to work properly?
    Alternately raise each big toe, to prevent immediate disruption of your chi meridians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Alternately raise each big toe, to prevent immediate disruption of your chi meridians.
    My wife coos when I massage her chi meridians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Still figuring out what position thier toes have to be in for it to work properly?
    The toes should be driving the the nutsacks into the chi fellers chi tank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom .C View Post
    The toes should be driving the the nutsacks into the chi fellers chi tank
    Wrong, you use the shinbone to strike the groin whenever possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos View Post
    Ok, I have laughed at some offensive ****. But, I have never heard a funny cancer joke. Ever.
    Old fart goes to the Dr. Dr. says, "Well, I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alheimer's disease." Old fart, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Still figuring out what position thier toes have to be in for it to work properly?
    I've been studying Yellow Bamboo techniques on YouTube. Therefore, I'm obviously a grandmaster.

    Quote Originally Posted by patfromlogan View Post
    Old fart goes to the Dr. Dr. says, "Well, I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alheimer's disease." Old fart, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
    Ok. That's pretty funny. I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KO'd N DOA View Post
    Jesus, you folks look at this? Now there's some kiddie black belts I'd bow to.
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    incest survivor? Unless her brother was into BDSM, that's not really a big accomplishment.


    trollololoolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    incest survivor? Unless her brother was into BDSM, that's not really a big accomplishment.


    trollololoolol
    Way to kill a thread asshole.

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