5/26/2011 8:38pm, #71
5/26/2011 8:42pm, #72
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
In college I worked with the Foreign Student Union and we would conduct Round Tables where the foreign students and American students could sit down and share their culture. The foreign students go to work on their English and the Americans got to drool over the hotties. The Japanese girls like me. I was big, muscular, spoke Japanese. However they LOVED my boy Mike who was bigger, fluffy, spoke little Japanese. They referred to him as Pachinko-chan and were all over him.______
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
5/26/2011 8:47pm, #73
5/27/2011 9:19am, #74
"Gladiators, it seems, were fat. Consuming a lot of simple carbohydrates, such as barley, and legumes, like beans, was designed for survival in the arena. Packing in the carbs also packed on the pounds. "Gladiators needed subcutaneous fat," Grossschmidt explains. "A fat cushion protects you from cut wounds and shields nerves and blood vessels in a fight." Not only would a lean gladiator have been dead meat, he would have made for a bad show. Surface wounds "look more spectacular," says Grossschmidt. "If I get wounded but just in the fatty layer, I can fight on," he adds. "It doesn't hurt much, and it looks great for the spectators."
Thank you sir, I'll be doing pushups."Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
5/27/2011 9:22am, #75
5/27/2011 9:56am, #76
Maybe roy's new nickname should be Sexyhama"
5/27/2011 10:04am, #77