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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
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    Perhaps your great master would have been able to help out this unfortunate gentleman, who would have been considered by some to be overweight.



    Do you think he would fare okay against villagers?
    Given that he has a stick, gloves, shoes, and a horse on his side, I think the tubby guy would beat the **** out of those shoeless villagers chasing after the bag of rice his horse is carrying.

    But he wouldn't hit them in the face because he founded Kyokushin.
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    Trust me Oyama would hit you in the face. Also in comparison to other Asians he was overweight. Also there is a reason that rikishi are generally hired has doormen and bodyguards. They also pull a lot of tail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Given that he has a stick, gloves, shoes, and a horse on his side, I think the tubby guy would beat the **** out of those shoeless villagers chasing after the bag of rice his horse is carrying.
    What if they know TKD anti-cavalry techniques?

    Actually, I think that that pic was taken when he was on the run from villagers furious that village's lone bull could no longer baby cow create because punched in head.
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    Gah, stop with the facts evergrey and Gezere. Facts are for MABS and the training fora. This is YMAS.

    Anyway there's American Pig on a Couch fat, and there's Fedor fat. I've read (citation needed) that Roman Gladiators would intentionally get a gut as it added protection to their mid-section. Personal anecdote; I bicycled 100 miles from Selma NC to Wilmington with an overweight guy and he kicked my ass every pedal stroke. I get it.

    Now, back to YMAS - Tubby guys (strong men, rikishi) are considered sexy & desirable in Japan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Now, back to YMAS - Tubby guys (strong men, rikishi) are considered sexy & desirable in Japan?
    How do you think that Seagal managed to become the first white man to open an Aikido dojo in Japan? The Aikikai is not unfamiliar with the concept of the casting couch either...

    Might also explain why teenage girls mob Ryabko whenever he's down Shinjuku way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Might also explain why teenage girls mob Ryabko whenever he's down Shinjuku way.
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    Wait, so all those fat white guys who fantasize about living in Japan really would have it made if they moved to Japan? If so, the Bujinkan makes far more sense to me now.
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    Wait, so all those fat white guys who fantasize about living in Japan really would have it made if they moved to Japan? If so, the Bujinkan makes far more sense to me now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Anyway there's American Pig on a Couch fat, and there's Fedor fat. I've read (citation needed) that Roman Gladiators would intentionally get a gut as it added protection to their mid-section. Personal anecdote; I bicycled 100 miles from Selma NC to Wilmington with an overweight guy and he kicked my ass every pedal stroke. I get it.
    Yep. I meant the guys who are Oyama fat, not hambeast fat.

    Were you thinking of something like this article? http://www.archaeology.org/0811/abst...gladiator.html
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