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    Would beat up

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGalt View Post
    ...I HATE to see big fat guys come into my dojo. I know I can't hurt them and they're usually a lot stronger than I am. I may be prettier and I may live a few more years in the long run, but I still get my ass kicked today.
    Try distracting them with some tasty pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post

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    Looks like he'd do some serious damage to a buffet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    All liquids want to be circular.
    No, stop thinking in only 2 dimensions.

    All liquids want to be spherical.


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    "you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

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    Can I be beer instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Can I be beer instead?
    No. It is not pleasant when you emit gas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    "you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
    Bruce Lee didn't know much about physics.

    Put water in a void (zero gravity vacuum), it will always become spheres.

    Disrupt it with waves of energy, it still wants to be spherical.

    Symmetry at it's finest.

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    Dear sir,
    Perhaps your great master would have been able to help out this unfortunate gentleman, who would have been considered by some to be overweight.



    Do you think he would fare okay against villagers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Bruce Lee didn't know much about physics.

    Put water in a void (zero gravity vacuum), it will always become spheres.

    Disrupt it with waves of energy, it still wants to be spherical.

    Symmetry at it's finest.
    In the statement you are quoting, Bruce Lee just didn't include "put water in a zero gravity vacuum". If you asked him, I'm sure he would have gotten it right, because he invented MMA.
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