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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Notice, how he forgot to edit the color of the (black man's) wrist.

    EDIT: Eh, kinda minute since the original was found.
    Last edited by Tranquil Suit; 6/02/2011 2:40pm at .
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    Taking the blurry image that Lazaro originally posted on his site (that WhiteShark thankfully saved :-D):



    I did some BASIC image analysis. The result is this:




    In the image above you can see that, around the text and graphics, there is a tapering of compression artifacts (little blocks and noise) that extend into the white background. This is normal for JPEG images.

    Now, look around Lazaro's name. To the left and right, there are strange artifacts as pointed out here:



    If this was an original image, those artifacts would be closely grouped around his name, not spread out as we see above. There is also a strange artifact to the right of "2nd Degree Black Belt" but that one is not conclusive.

    My conclusion right now is that he found somebody else's certificate and modified it...

    ... namely, this certificate:



    And the image analysis showing that this is more than likely the original:



    THIS original certificate (please prepare for irony) was created by someone else claiming rank in BJJ:

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...t=65271&page=1
    Last edited by Uncle Skippy; 6/02/2011 3:27pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Lazaro has posted this image on his multiple web sites:



    Proof of him posting it:



    It is clearly a Photoshop job. Here is the original COPYRIGHTED image:

    (Attributed to Capital Pictures, original available here: http://capitalpictures.photoshelter....000kfXowemH0ug)

    If you look at the photoshopped image, you can even see the different skintone on the wrist. Not only an obvious fake, but a bad, lazy one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colin
    For what it's worth, no. If 'God' consititues and comprises 'all', then by definition, the wrestler that god made must be equal to or below God's own ability.
    This still leaves open the possibility of a wrestler with perfectly equal ability, wrestling God into an eternal stalemate. Thus, God would not be outwrestling him or outwrestled by him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ignorami
    A "yes" or "no" seems a very aristotelean answer suggestive of western schooling.

    I'd suggest a less boolean answer is possible in that if God is truly omnipotent, he could build a wrestler he couldn't outwrestle, and outwrestle him.

    <Level 3 fuzzy-logic wielder.>
    I hereby grant you the rank of Level 4 fuzzy-logic wielder.
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    I decided to translate his name for shits n giggles, just to see if there was any kind of bullshit hidden in there. Bueno, obviously translates to Good in Spanish. But the first name, Lazaro, ended up being something of a laugh. According to www.spanishdict.com, Lazaro translates as follows:
    1. Lazar, a person deformed and nauseous with filthy and pestilential diseases. (m)

    Not just funny, but fitting.
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    Wow this guy even faked the wrong BJJ cert? That is horrible.

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    Lazaro has this certificate posted on his site:



    Besides what has been mentioned before about this certificate (about it not being found on the DHS site anywhere), it should also be noted that the Department of Homeland Security was not formed until November of 2002.

    PS: The skull and crossbones are a nice touch. Terrifying. TERRIFYING I SAY!!!

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    So, Lazaro Bueno, if you're still looking through this thread can you even prove any of these certs or ranks that you claim to have?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Well he can "prove" a lot of them actually. The vast majority of them are from mutual appreciation societies like theWorld Head ofFamily Sokeship Council. http://whfsc.com/

    Anyone can register a style they made up and are the head of. There are only a few possibly fraudulent certs on the site. One is the BJJ cert that he suspiciously took down. Another is that ridiculous DHS cert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    PS: The skull and crossbones are a nice touch. Terrifying. TERRIFYING I SAY!!!
    That's definitely the message I'd like to convey if I was the Department of Homeland Security.

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    This got to be a big Joke. Nobody can't be that much stupid ....

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