When it isn't enough to claim Sokeship in an existing martial art....

**Petter** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 12:22am

Originally Posted by CheeksWWAC

And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day.When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob…

Can God create a wrestler so good that God himself can’t outwrestle him?

**Colin** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 12:27am

Originally Posted by Petter

Can God create a wrestler so good that God himself can’t outwrestle him?

For a 12 level logic wielder, that was a pretty unwieldy question.

For what it's worth, no. If 'God' consititues and comprises 'all', then by definition, the wrestler that god made must be equal to or below God's own ability.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 12:41am

He is NOT a Carlson Gracie black belt:

http://riograpplingclub.wordpress.co...ck-belts-list/

Also, I wish I could say that I photoshopped the following image, but I can't. His 2nd "dan" BJJ cert:

The instructor who "granted" him the 2nd "dan" in BJJ is here:

http://yudansilacqdefenseacademy.weebly.com/

**No.1_Son** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 2:02am

His "instructor"s credentials, from the website:

Shihan Farouk has trained in the martial arts for over 30 years. He has studied various arts such as Karate -do , Judo, Aikido and Silat. Shihan Dr. Kirk "Farouk" Gibbs currently holds the title of Judan (10. Degree) in YudanSila Bela Diri, Roku Dan ( 6th Degree), San Dan (3rd Degree), in Okinawa Karate Do, and Guru in Pencak Silat with various combat & tactical defense certifications.

I'll wager my 458 varrots that his guy doesn't have verifiable lineage to back up any of these claims either. Thanks for the lulz.

**Evilenzo** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 3:51am

So, finally, at least SOME BJJ fags have aknowledged the inherent superiority of JTMA and switched back to the dan system.

Kneel before Zod!

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 6:32am

Originally Posted by Colin

For a 12 level logic wielder, that was a pretty unwieldy question.

For what it's worth, no. If 'God' consititues and comprises 'all', then by definition, the wrestler that god made must be equal to or below God's own ability.

A "yes" or "no" seems a very aristotelean answer suggestive of western schooling.

I'd suggest a less boolean answer is possible in that if God is truly omnipotent, he could build a wrestler he couldn't outwrestle, and outwrestle him.

<Level 3 fuzzy-logic wielder.>

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:00am

Originally Posted by Ignorami

A "yes" or "no" seems a very aristotelean answer suggestive of western schooling.

I'd suggest a less boolean answer is possible in that if God is truly omnipotent, he could build a wrestler he couldn't outwrestle, and outwrestle him.

<Level 3 fuzzy-logic wielder.>

God would not need to wrestle him because of his power to smite.

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:19am

Originally Posted by Tom .C

God would not need to wrestle him because of his power to smite.

Does that mean ground and pound is the true way of god?

**SpamN'Cheese** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 7:35am

Originally Posted by nickjutsu

Does that mean ground and pound is the true way of god?

Yes. God loves the ground and pound method. Those who do not obey feel his almighty take down and fists.

**CheeksWWAC** · Posted On: 6/02/2011 8:38am

God also trains alive:

1 Corinthians 9:25-27" Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever.Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly; I do not fight like a man beating the air.No, I beat my body and make it my slave so that after I have preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize"