When it isn't enough to claim Sokeship in an existing martial art....

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 11:12am

I wonder if there will be a tab labeled "religious counseling" with this guy nailed to a wooden plank.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 11:24am

Interesting, though not at all surprising, that in "affiliates" there isn't a single BJJ school seal.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 11:39am

So, they took down bullshido and McDojo wiki entires, but leave this garbage up? No wonder wiki is basically banned at most accredited universities as a citation source.

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 11:41am

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

I wonder who those two poor dudes are? The long-haired fellow, Rafael, seems to be getting beaten in all his "demo" pics.

Also, he's not just certified in Martial Arts, either! http://betterfly.com/lazarobueno

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**Mo_Fo** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 2:02pm

Why in the world does he have pictures of the Matrix & comic book characters on his "Executive Protection" page? It looks like a bad joke? I mean, there is no way in the world anybody would look at this page and think "Yeah, this is the guy I want watching over me!"

Wow, this is horrible.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 2:14pm

You wouldn't want NEO watching over you man?

Dude is a hacker, investigator, and warrior/assassin. Modern day ninja man! Who wouldn't want him watching over them?

**Mo_Fo** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 2:29pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

You wouldn't want NEO watching over you man?

Dude is a hacker, investigator, and warrior/assassin. Modern day ninja man! Who wouldn't want him watching over them?

You know, I didn't even look at it from that angle. Can he replicate himself and does he also carry a Desert Eagle, like Agent Smith? Cause then he would be just awesome in his awesomeness.

**Evilenzo** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 2:30pm

Originally Posted by Tom .C

Do you need water proof claim forms?

No, my martial art plays like Blitzball from Final Fantasy X, we can fight and/or train underwater for hours at a time!

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 2:41pm

Originally Posted by Mo_Fo

You know, I didn't even look at it from that angle. Can he replicate himself and does he also carry a Desert Eagle, like Agent Smith? Cause then he would be just awesome in his awesomeness.

Not 100% sure about the Desert E, but I found out that this guy also does some kickass origami.

**Bneterasedmynam** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 5:32pm

I'm pretty sure under those rules I qualify as a bb in kazama style karate under the rules of the king of the ironfist tournament. So can I get a fake bb tag??lol