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    Quote Originally Posted by SpamN'Cheese View Post
    :disgusted: Next we're going to have someone claim sokeship in Nanto Suichoken.
    I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!

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    Cert Whiteshark is talking about shows him with rank under Carlson Gracie Sr. and Carlson Gracie Jr. It was given to him in 2007.

    Sr died in Feb of 2006. Perhaps it's common to have a dead guy sign your certification, but seems a tad fishy.
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    "8th Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art of Shikou Waza." What the hell?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Most of those certs are from mutual appreciation societies. A few are from known frauds. A few more seem to be legit JKD world schools. I'm still just stunned by the sheer volume of certificates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilenzo View Post
    I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!
    Do you need water proof claim forms?

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    So is this MABS worthy?

    Certainly joke worthy...and there seems to be some tiny thread of reality in his training. He's done something, just not everything he claims.
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    Three of his certs are from the Inosanto Academy.

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    He has a copyrighted character from Eidos Interactive at the very front of his website.
    He plays the Terminator theme in th background.

    Painful copyright infringement and inferiority complex aside, this guy really wants to love himself.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilenzo View Post
    I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Euy...83FD3A80C4A8AF

    Replace the principal with a ninjer and we got a winning video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    He has a copyrighted character from Eidos Interactive at the very front of his website.
    He plays the Terminator theme in th background.

    Painful copyright infringement and inferiority complex aside, this guy really wants to love himself.
    He must've been taking too many red pills; Matrix screen-savers are so 2004.

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