When it isn't enough to claim Sokeship in an existing martial art....

**Evilenzo** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 9:03am

Originally Posted by SpamN'Cheese

:disgusted: Next we're going to have someone claim sokeship in Nanto Suichoken.

I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 9:25am

Cert Whiteshark is talking about shows him with rank under Carlson Gracie Sr. and Carlson Gracie Jr. It was given to him in 2007.

Sr died in Feb of 2006. Perhaps it's common to have a dead guy sign your certification, but seems a tad fishy.

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 9:45am

"8th Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art of Shikou Waza." What the hell?

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 9:57am

Most of those certs are from mutual appreciation societies. A few are from known frauds. A few more seem to be legit JKD world schools. I'm still just stunned by the sheer volume of certificates.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:06am

Originally Posted by Evilenzo

I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!

Do you need water proof claim forms?

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:13am

So is this MABS worthy?

Certainly joke worthy...and there seems to be some tiny thread of reality in his training. He's done something, just not everything he claims.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:17am

Three of his certs are from the Inosanto Academy.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:41am

He has a copyrighted character from Eidos Interactive at the very front of his website.
He plays the Terminator theme in th background.

Painful copyright infringement and inferiority complex aside, this guy really wants to love himself.

**SpamN'Cheese** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:55am

Originally Posted by Evilenzo

I'm a master of Nanto Suishiroitachiken, the fabled Water Ferret Style, and yet I never make any claims!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Euy...83FD3A80C4A8AF

Replace the principal with a ninjer and we got a winning video.

**SpamN'Cheese** · Posted On: 5/24/2011 10:58am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

He has a copyrighted character from Eidos Interactive at the very front of his website.
He plays the Terminator theme in th background.

Painful copyright infringement and inferiority complex aside, this guy really wants to love himself.

He must've been taking too many red pills; Matrix screen-savers are so 2004.