Big Poppa Seagal teaches Machida his deadly stuff

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 5/28/2011 12:58pm

Originally Posted by niteai

is it the fact that the top martial artists have Seagal helping them
or is it that you just hate him

If you could read, understand, or properly translate Portuguese you'd know why Seagal is full of **** in these videos.

(hint: the top martial artists he is training outed it as a PR stunt on Portuguese TV)

Ok...that wasn't really a hint, I flat out gave it to you.

That's your last free infocookie, noob.

Now go post in Newbietown before your wish comes true.

**JudOWNED** · Posted On: 5/29/2011 10:36am

Originally Posted by niteai

hey people

is it the fact that the top martial artists have Seagal helping them
or is it that you just hate him

It's that we hate him.

waste energy on your own endeavors and dont let envy get the better of you

No one here is envious of Seagal. Fans of MMA and people that train MMA, however, do tend to get bent out of shape when some has-been action star starts acting like he knows our sport and actually can fight.

i wait for the insults

How's the sweat on Seagal's ballsack taste?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 5/29/2011 7:01pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

If you could read, understand, or properly translate Portuguese you'd know why Seagal is full of **** in these videos.

(hint: the top martial artists he is training outed it as a PR stunt on Portuguese TV)

Hmmm. Have they told Seagal that? Heh.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 5/29/2011 8:04pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Hmmm. Have they told Seagal that? Heh.

I'm pretty sure you saw the videos I speak of. Yeah it's a lot of hot air drama horseshit...

That's "pro" martial arts man....lots of egos, lots of claims, at the end of the day focusing on butthurt and innuendo only serves to distract us all from the real story, which is traditional fighters might just have known a thing or two about kicking ass.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/29/2011 11:42pm

So Straight-to-video Seagal because...? I mean, it makes as much sense as his movies...but...still...it's just, I don't know...lame.

Perhaps they intend to inflate his ego until his phat head explodes, no can defend? It's the only way to out matrix the master of matrix time.

**syberia** · Posted On: 5/30/2011 1:37am

Originally Posted by JudOWNED

It's that we hate him.

Lol. True.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 5/30/2011 5:53pm

What do you think of this?

Someone on the UG forum pointed out that this is actually pretty much a textbook example of 'no, attack me *properly*!' - when SS is telling Silva to punch faster, in actuality, he's trying to get him to aim a punch at his nose (note the pointing), so his fist is in the correct place for SS to do the move.