Page 2 of 2 First 12
  1. #11

    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    88
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    BJJ wins again

  2. #12
    Permalost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    13,092
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    did he do one of these afterwards?

  3. #13
    Snake Plissken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    11,553
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    he and his brother walked out, Bushwhacker style, stopping only to lick one another's head.

  4. #14
    Rivington's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    East Bay, CA
    Posts
    4,803
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    he and his brother walked out, Bushwhacker style, stopping only to lick one another's head.
    This is my favorite post of the year. Yes, we have seven more months to go, but everyone else is going to stop trying now.

  5. #15

    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Cali
    Posts
    396
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Did you tap or nap?

  6. #16
    jnp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Posts
    8,344
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    After you've been training a while, and especially after you become a big fish in your local pond, you start running into these guys that treat sparring like it's the finals in the Olympics. Knowing that if you let your guard down for even a second this guy will try to snap a limb off, you slap hands and generally do your best not to grind him into retaliatory paste. This type of person sees your off day as a golden opportunity.

    When you do get hurt trying to maintain a steady pace against Mr. second-hand Olympian, he never fails to capitalize on the situation. This is typically followed by a barely restrained display of smug satisfaction on his part. In the meantime, you're left wondering how much of your health insurance deductible you've paid this year.

    Training with these guys is loads of fun, let me tell you.

  7. #17
    Soldiermedic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    1,163
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Afterwards did he say something like,"I must be in Lousiana, cause when I look around all I see is a bunch of hicks!!!" and hold his hand up to his ear?

    Cause that should've been your first warning sign

  8. #18
    Colin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Tasmania, Australia
    Posts
    3,121
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'll just leave this here:
    Spoiler:

  9. #19
    tao.jonez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    NC
    Posts
    2,054
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Josh View Post
    So officially Vince's LEO training took over. I'm just glad he didn't see the narcotics I took after he Rodney King'ed me.
    Good story.
    "Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln




  10. #20
    Snake Plissken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    11,553
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    at what point does Jessie the Body Ventura make the sweeping declaration that it looks like
    "two carp in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn"?

Page 2 of 2 First 12

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO