Vince Tortelli is a bastard

[GIburner]

BJJ wins again

[Permalost]

did he do one of these afterwards?

[Snake Plissken]

he and his brother walked out, Bushwhacker style, stopping only to lick one another's head.

[Rivington]

he and his brother walked out, Bushwhacker style, stopping only to lick one another's head.

This is my favorite post of the year. Yes, we have seven more months to go, but everyone else is going to stop trying now.

[kayman101]

Did you tap or nap?

[jnp]

After you've been training a while, and especially after you become a big fish in your local pond, you start running into these guys that treat sparring like it's the finals in the Olympics. Knowing that if you let your guard down for even a second this guy will try to snap a limb off, you slap hands and generally do your best not to grind him into retaliatory paste. This type of person sees your off day as a golden opportunity.

When you do get hurt trying to maintain a steady pace against Mr. second-hand Olympian, he never fails to capitalize on the situation. This is typically followed by a barely restrained display of smug satisfaction on his part. In the meantime, you're left wondering how much of your health insurance deductible you've paid this year.

Training with these guys is loads of fun, let me tell you.

[Soldiermedic]

Afterwards did he say something like,"I must be in Lousiana, cause when I look around all I see is a bunch of hicks!!!" and hold his hand up to his ear?

Cause that should've been your first warning sign

[Colin]

I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler:

[tao.jonez]

So officially Vince's LEO training took over. I'm just glad he didn't see the narcotics I took after he Rodney King'ed me.

Good story.

[Snake Plissken]

at what point does Jessie the Body Ventura make the sweeping declaration that it looks like
"two carp in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn"?