5/17/2011 4:10am, #11
Because there's the major problem with sparring women in class: most of them wear only a sportsbra under their t-shirts.
So as a man you won't hit the chest in such cases, they start complaining that I'm holding back. Then I'm not holding back anymore and they go complaining to the instructor that their nipples are stuck on their back!
So whatever I do, I lose.Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77Originally Posted by HumanzeeOriginally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
5/17/2011 4:50am, #12
5/17/2011 6:59am, #13
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
- The Land Of Processed Meat And Internet Trolls
5/17/2011 8:36am, #14
"Sorry, can't spar, I have work tomorrow"
I've heard this a few times. I always wonder what it means, since nobody goes home bloody and bruised. Well, a little bruised."Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
5/17/2011 8:52am, #15
"I'm **** at sparring, be gentle!"
I happily use this one all the time. Hopefully I'll be man enough to change it as I improve, but we'll have to wait and see.
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
5/17/2011 9:54am, #16
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
"I forgot my mouth guard."
5/17/2011 10:14am, #17
My favorite excuse: "I'm too tired/unfit to spar" Then they join in for the very last round when everyone else is buggered."Boxing is the art of hitting an opponent from the furthest distance away, exposing the least amount of your body while getting into position to punch with maximum leverage and not getting hit."
5/17/2011 10:20am, #18
5/17/2011 10:34am, #19
I just took the cast off this broken tibia, so go easy on my left leg.
me circa2008Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
5/17/2011 11:22am, #20
I told someone not to punch me in my cancer right after I got the stitches out of my throat.
Their look was priceless. I still fake like it hurts when I want to cheap shot someone."Never trust a quote you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln